choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

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