Richard Luck

Consistently having the worst possible luck with anything you do

Damn bro that was some Richard luck

The Lad

A small Lego pirate from Lego land, he is a veteran of 26 wars including World war I World war II and the Korean war, The Lad single handily saved thousands of lives in Pearl Harbor and during the 1967 Detroit race riots, before retiring to a small art room at Carleton Middle School in the year 2017, he was later brutally ripped from the art room and transported to a collage book by some asshole, where his current whereabouts are unknown

THAT MAN, HE JUST RESCUED MY SON FROM A BURNING HOUSE, HE'S THE LAD!