Jorge

The most awsome dude ever,a pretty boy,who like too have sex and is amazing at it too,usaully good at soccer and is a very loveing and imotional person.

Friend: have you had sex with jorge?
Friend: no.
Friend:well he is amazing at it!
friend: and he is so hot too!

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Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

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