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A Considerably overweight female, who is frequently involved in sexual deeds with dozens upon dozens of different men. Or a substitute for the phrase
fat slut scrunt Hoe
Matt: Ayy, i think im going to try and get with cheyenne.
Rob: Nah bro she's and absolute beef-trap, the only positive thing about her is her HIV results.
The Dutch Draddle Spin is a sexual act, with new found popularity due to Israeli/Palestinian conflict, in which the male plays the protagonist and lead role, whilst his partner relaxes and enjoys the sensuality and vulgarity. He begins by inserting his erect member into either the pink or stink, both work however the shitpipe is preferable for intensity reasons. He then (whilst on top) rotates his body; with his penis the centre of rotation (resembling a draddle). Gradual pace of spin is increased until male participant is at chundering point; at this moment he flips his partner onto their front and expels the churned stomach content onto his partner's back and proceeds to draw the sacred Star of David using his (preferably circumcised) penis. The move finds humble beginnings in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah as a statement of disrespect for Jewish practices, (John 3:16).
Palestine boy: This is our country! Your mum is so dirty i fucked her and left her tramp ass begging for a Dutch Draddle Spin
Israeli boy: *Throws rock*
A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"