Car buddy

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

Dump

A turd, zip, loser, meen!!

You see that dump Matty Meats, he takes care of his kid and three others.

Gunther

A tall specimen with horse cock who is painful to be with sexually but loves to cuddle and makes pancakes sans ething but apron .

I miss my father , he reminds me of Gunther .