Sidley

Sidley is a place in East Sussex near Hastings it’s run by two people and the rest of the village is full of narks and loovs

Only people with —• are propa sidley born and breads

You have to have a village pass to enter otherwise they will chore your gear

The rest are bread and Jam eating old loovs

“I’m going up sidley to get my bacca”

“Corr you wanna be careful the owners will tan yah”

Shooting dust

When you fuck so much in a row that there’s no spunk left

Or could happen by trying to wank hella times and like no 💦 coming out

Let’s do it again

I can’t I’m gonna start shooting dust