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When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick
Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait
When a Canadian is going down on you while simultaneously drinking whiskey out of a straw to celebrate your orgasm.
Give me a NORTHERN Nightcap and I'll sleep like a baby
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When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.
Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.
When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.
John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries
When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.