fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

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Pajama Cock

Having morning wood/a boner in pajamas

I was going to wake my son up for school, when I saw his pajama cock.

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Terrorwrist

Someone who masturbates more than three times a day.

Guy 1: Masturbated five times last night.
Guy 2: Dude you're such a terrorwrist.

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