Dora the Explorer

A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.

Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!

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