Luca

A salty boi. Typically does very well in school, but never lets that get to his head. When he falls down he picks himself back up, however he dispenses salt all over his friends while doing so.

You may ask how he produces all this salt... It's because 99% of the time a Luca's hands are pre-lubed and all the ladies just love the slimy texture.

Ron: Did you get the test back yet

Al: Yeah dude! What the fuck is Mr. K's problem?
Ron: Stop being such a Luca

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