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climbing the stairs

When a Professional sportsman is injured during a sex act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her anal on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. He then simply says "I was climbing the stairs and fell' in a way to explain his injuries.

I was climbing the stairs and now my penis is broken.

by HetukaZarshow April 6, 2017

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