Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/

You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!

15👍 2👎

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.