Bana

She is the bestest friend I could ever ask for. She is funny, smart, stoopid, and has a nice butt. She deserves all good and nice things because she has been through so much pain. She understands me perfectly and she is so amazing. I want to thank her for being in my life.

Tom: Hey Bana you suck!
Kay: NO SHE DOESN'T SHE IS BANA
Tom: OK! CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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Paul

Some guy who really likes to eat some Kevin butthole

Guy 1: Hey! Who is that guy and what is he doing?!
Guy 2: Oh thars Paul he has Kevin butthole fetishes
Guy 1: Oh... right...

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Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana