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Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan May 22, 2018

146👍 14👎


China

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product

I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan December 4, 2018

367👍 141👎


pasgania

something dumb that Laurence said because he was tired and needed coffee; also can be used as a food item, a weapon, flex tape or flex seal

Umm..hi welcome to Chickie and Petes how may I take your pasgania

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan May 30, 2018

1👍 1👎


Philly Tuxedo

A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)

Person A: Take that outfit off! You look ridiculous!

Person B: Show some respect. This is the Philly Tuxedo

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 9, 2023

546👍 109👎


LAFM

First used by automotive youtuber Tom's Refurb, LAFM is an acronym that stands for "Looks At Facebook Marketplace"

Person A: Why did you buy that crappy car?
Person B: Because I suffer from LAFM.

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 3, 2023