Morgan

Morgan Truman, formerly Morgan Findley. (Me)
Decides to search himself on UD
Discovers some of the descriptions match his life in great detail
Decides they are about him, written by people he's known
Adds his own response.

To the authors of the positive messages, thank you! You give morgans like me purpose, I want to make you so proud.

To the authors of the negative ones...
I don't know what to say other than there's still time
You may yet meet a Morgan that defies your descriptions

"Hey Morgan! How are you so chill?"

"Cos I'm the best "