NBA night with the fam

When ur secretly checking out ur cousins Nice Big Ass (NBA) and need an excuse for your friends.

Henry: Boys let’s hang?
Jim: Sorry bois, it’s NBA night with the fam I can’t hang

Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.

Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.