Spugemotta

When you just cum a whole lot....or you spray it everywhere...

Holy Spugemotta girl , thats alot of cum !!!!

You must be possessed , casuse to cum that much , you had a Spugemotta !!!

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Legend in his own mind

A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....

Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!

That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!

Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!

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Girl Pretty

When a guy spends 20 minutes or more in a girls shower using all her hair and skin products.....when a guy spends the nite with a girl and uses her shower the next day and all her shampoos , soaps and face cleaner.....spending 30 minutes in a hot shower of a girl you spent the nite with shaving your nut sack and conditioning your hair and cleansing your face....

While you were at work , i got all girl pretty !!! I used your shampoo , conditioner , face scrub , i even shaved my nut sack with your razor !!

Damn Boy , where you getting all girl pretty for me in the shower...you were in there for 30 min...all the hot water is gone...and you smell like a girl !!!!

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