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Basically a whore.
The word comes from the tassels they so prominently display on their breasts as they flail them in your face to "make ends meet" but we all know what's up.
Joe: ... and well I guess the bouncer found her in the bathroom doin' a 9 off a 10.
Dan: What a tassel ass bitch... What the Hell is a 9 off a 10?
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I don't understand how people can handle that tassel, she's got it going for her.
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A big boy with a small chubby dick; Also known as a chode.
Hey look at that 3 inch dick, it must be a tassel.
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The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.
The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.
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The crazy family around the corner
Wow they're crazy, they must be the Tassell's
Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.
This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".
Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.
"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"
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The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
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