myspacian

One whom commits him/her self to the internet site, myspace.
The characteristics of a myspacian: the Red vained eyes, of staying up all night to see any further changes to myspace life; the constant overview of friends list; the random requests to unknown "Hot" people; the constant re-evaulation of ones life through the inisesant bullitins, as a person may become engrossed with a problem, for example:<i>you will die in twenty four hours</i>; and the constant need to upload new myspace images or iMyPic

Another myspacian characteristic is the type of commenting on peoples photos;video blogs;comments;messages. They are typically short and dumb witted, though to a myspacian; its is rather enigmatic and witty.
For example:
(a pic of a cat)
"i like your pussy"

A myspacian can be known to have over 200-10000+ friends whom in reality cannot effectively message and know them all.

A iMyhawt is a person whom loves themselves too much and resort to the use of their to tell them they are "hot" or "HAWT"

"Man I feel as though Im a myspacian"

"Dude, myspace is soo cool. Be my freind"

"Insert witty sentence here"

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