Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.

“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”

Adolf Shitler

Top poop in the upperdecker of a toilet and wait for the victim to flush

Oh man! My mom got Adolf Shitlered yesterday and we can't go in the house!

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Zegygygaboopyshtulinghulhoopoobloop

When the wind is very strong, resulting in the car door flying open once you open it.

I am absolutely flabbergasted at how hard the windeth f'rc'd mine own car doth'r hath opened. T wast a full on zegygygaboopyshtulinghulhoopoobloop