Twitch thot

Commonly a person of the female sex that likes or is eager to show (accidently ofcourse) cleavage to 12 year olds.

Pewds: 'Those twitch thots' *Tries not to look at cleavage*
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'

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Hypnosnoozeritis

The condition or urge to repeatedly snooze and keep sleeping.

More extreme symptoms include: skipping lectures, skipping dayjob, annoying the living hell out of your bedpartner and more.

A: You're late again!
B: Sorry, they said I've a severe condition called: Hypnosnoozeritis.