Eibar man

A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)

1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"

2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.

3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.

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Penaldog

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.

1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.

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Kayhart

Kayhart is said to be one of the greatest Internet accounts of all time, peculiarly known for honest takes, unbiased analysis and incredible level of knowledge. You can also refer to Kayhart as the goat

1. Omg kayhart knows my name.
2. Once again kayhart didn't fail to deliver as he completely broke down Manchester United's tactics.
3. I wanna be like kayhart some day
4. People might impersonate kayhart with names like kayharts or keyhart but the one true kayhart is kayhart

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CR7RAPRHYMES

CR7RAPRHYMES refers to a 37 year old on various social media platforms especially twitter, who makes cringe music about Messi. Unfortunately this type of music doesn't get more than 2k streams even from penaldogs so this old man continues to remain jobless.

1. I have to stop saying pessi everyday before I become like CR7RAPRHYMES.

2. CR7RAPRHYMES just has misses, no hits.
3. I don't know what's worst between becoming Amit Zohar or CR7RAPRHYMES

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Pendu

A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles. This name is also synonymous to Kung-fu Panda due to his similar traits to panda when told to setup a wall for a freekick or his aggressive celebration after scoring a tapin from his teammates hard work.

1. Pendu is my idol, I want to grow up and score tapins and penalties and be called goat.

2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.

3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.

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