abdomonic

a feeling in the abdomen like there are atomic demons at work, severe love sickness.

I'm abdomonic, I miss you so much.

pigletism

The condition of an over eater who maintains they eat normal quantities.

What do you mean that portion of chips was okay. It's four "serves". You have pigletism.

pantherise

1. To hoodwink a person who has treated you badly.

2. To use language like panther. To stalk you prey, approach quickly then pounce and strike with fury.

You pantherised that arsehole, he really deserved it.