Pube Head

A person with curly hair who looks as if they shaved their pubes, and glued them to their head. When kept short, pube heads usually are more difficult to identify. However, with an increase in length comes an increase in resemblance to a mound of pubes. Some common hair styles include the Pube Mullet, The Pube-Hawk, and my personal favorite, The Pube Fade, and more ingeniously, the Pube High Top Fade.

Please take note: Because of the striking similarities between pube heads and steel wool, it is not uncommon for Pube Heads to set off metal detectors, as well as often being asked to be an industrial cleaning tool for many school cafeterias.

"Damn andrew, that kid over there is really rocking the High Top pube fade....he is for sure going to get some pussy tonight."

"Yeah matt, that kid's name is Jack. He is a Pube Head for sure...but he does get laid often."

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