Cock Pilot

A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick

Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"

Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"

Me: "Sad."

Knob

A very small penis that is very small and is super small.

Mackenzie does not like knobs

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PMP

PMP Means Pound My Pussy

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"

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Dick Tator

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"