fart

gaseous pressure on the sphincter muscle eventually resulting in release and relief

I sit at my desk and fart silently; then I spray the air to cover the smell.

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pee

erotic element for sick fucks like Madonna.

Check out that picture of Madonna drinking his pee.

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tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

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