Swaseagin

Similar to the Turducken, this tasty meal entails stuffing a street pigeon into a seagull then into a park swan.

Because April was homeless, she decided to make a Swaseagin for Thanksgiving and cooked it in a trash can fire.

pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.

Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.