Stuff and Things

A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.

Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you

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