Shanon

A woman who wears an abundance of multicolor flannels.

Will say ooo if someone does something interesting.

Is addicted to Diet Coke.

Will finesse her way through any system.

Hangs around an eclectic group of individuals.

Might stare at you.

Person A: Woah, who's that mysterious cryptid with an empty stare laden with a diet coke?

Person B: Do not worry, that is a Shanon and it means no harm.

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