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Dream steel

Strongest, most flexible, dent resistant, temperature-proof metal not found anywhere except in the surreal plain. This metal can only be created by combining unobtainnium, kryptonite, adamantium, neosteel and heating to 1 trillion degrees Celsius then supercooling to subzero within a time span of ten minutes. If not done correctly, the mixture turns to a dull yellow powder. If done right, the created dream steel is a glossy brown and can only be reshaped by another piece of itself.

Alien technology can't compare to dream steel.

by Hiptochromniack February 17, 2011

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herpie slurpee

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.

(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."

by Hiptochromniack July 4, 2014