Half a fag

A man who exhibits gay behavior but leads a somewhat obfuscated “straight life.” Sometimes confused with a metrosexual but often more suspiciously homosexual.

Howard is often leaving his wife to go to the park with his toy poodle, I bet that half a fag is looking for strange dick to suck.

Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

Ungorrahh

A bastardized Sicilian American expression for someone who keeps repeating the same painful story

Ungorrahh Will, I’m tired of hearing about that damn car that’s stuck in your garage for 4 months!

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

Bill Monkey

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.

Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!

Little bitch boy

A woman who is impregnated with bitch sperm will often give birth to a little bitch boy. This is more commonly known by the acronym “LBB.” A LBB could appear normal in all respects but the mom will often feel he cries , screams and complains more than more “masculine” boys.

While there is ongoing scientific debate on this subject, many critics contend there is no such thing as bitch sperm or a LBB but in fact these manifestations are often the result of a mom who complains to much about her male child.

Maria complains she has a a little bitch boy but maybe her boy is perfect and she complains to much. If she stops dropping him all the time and remembers to feed him I bet he won’t bitch at all!

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Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.

I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.