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The only thing that makes me feel alive.
Masturbation time!
The thing that thereâs no substitute for in your needy hour
Others say that in your needy hour thereâs no substitute for pure angelic power!
A large portion of sea, not a fucking name.
Person 1: Do you know anyone named Ocean?
Person 2: People named Ocean donât exist dumbass
That place from the Bible that you go to after you die, if you didnât sin of course. NOT a fucking name.
Have you ever met a girl named Heaven? Yeah, me neither.
In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
âHello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.â