blegged

Although this word might fall under several definitions these are the most important:

1- When a lamp falls on your head
Oh fuck jhonny im blegged. Sorry clementine it really do be like that sometimes.

2- When u fuck up
My mama found out about my organic anal plug collection, holly shit im blegged.

3- When someone is about to kick the bucket
Oh shit jamal grandpa is bout to expire. stfu yakshit dont be such a curry muncher and talk properly, he is just blegged.

4- Whatever u wanna use it for
Oh my fucking god look at that autistic kid his limbs are so blegged!

Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch! im blegged