hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face

“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”

dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.

“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”

dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.

“Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”