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Loltergeist

Someone who causes maximum disruption and destruction with their lolz

Person A: I totally destroyed Gareth's confidence and self-esteem by lol'ing without mercy at his stupid new haircut

Person B: Damn, you loltergeist! (lols)

by HoJoJojo July 17, 2012


hunter

Someone who says how beautiful a bird or animal is, how much they love it and how it needs to be conserved, and then picks up a gun and kills it.

Hunter: "oh man, mallard ducks are so cool. Their babies are adorable. Numbers are declining slightly, we better protect them."

*picks up a gun* BLAM

Mallard wheels out of the sky, stone cold dead.

Hunter has an ejaculation.

by HoJoJojo July 14, 2012

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Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017