deerjacking

An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.

Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.

Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.

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Mick

A freestyle biking term used to describe an exceptionally slow wheelie maneuver. esp. without the protection of a helmet.

My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.

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Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

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