biking

Pooping while simultaneously moving you legs like you are riding a bike, due to the intense pain. A synonym of the verb "shitting"

Yesterday when I was biking, my mom knocked on the door and asked if I was alright

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biking

Use of the legs to simulate the motion of a bicycle whilst engaged in the act of defecation.

Oh man, I was totally biking while I dropped that log.

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bike

Someone that's shagged almost everyone in the neighbourhood.

Kerry is the village bike. Everyone's had a ride on her!

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Bike-By

The equivalent of a drive-by, except on a bike rather than a car.

"OMFG WE'RE GETTING BIKE-BY'D MANNNNNN"

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Bike

A tool of travel in most places; a tool of Satan inside cities.

Suburbanite: "I love riding my bike wherever I go."

New Yorker: "I will stab you."

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bike

something that get's stolen from little white kids all the time.

Timmys bike was stolen by a mully! An essay on a bike, it must be stolen.

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Bike

A furry land mammal, found on farms and large areas of open grass.

Hey, i rode a bike last year, at my grandfathers farm.

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