llama shop

A derogatory term for a convenience store operated by a person of Middle Eastern descent.

Let's run down to the llama shop and grab some 40's before Prakash closes up for the night.

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pink falcon

The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.

Kim, don't be such a pink falcon!

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Salisbury Laundry

The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.

Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.

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Whiz dogg

1. A mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a partners rectum with Cheez Whiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.

2. "Old Salisburian Style" Whiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Whiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.

"Hey, John, how was your date?"
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Whiz dogg."

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two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

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Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

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sangina

A sympathetic soul for Sanjaya, the American Idol constestant that has a highly improbable chance of winning the competition.

Look, Brittney, I know you like his looks; but the guy doesn't sing well and will never win. Don't be such a sangina.

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