Psyclone

A barrage of mind fuckery

Person A: I had the longest conversation with my (significant other). Apparently, I'm always wrong even though I'm right half the time. I've done nothing but "fuck up" and attempt to purposely sabotage our relationship and I actually apologized for being myself. Then I somehow agreed to try harder on being more of the better person he/she wants me to be. I'm not quite sure what just happened...?

Person B: (In pity) You just got Psycloned.