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The act of eating out a woman on her period, making your face and her ass as red as a fucking tomato.
Why does Barry have weird stains on his face? Because he gave his wife a tomato!
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This great friend may be small and sweet looking, but call this motherfucker cute when sheâs angry, and her true psychopath will be revealed. Soon you will be dismembered in a ditch... trust nobody.
Person: Hey look over there! Ellie just slapped someone!! Sheâs so cute when sheâs angry.
Other person: SHE HEARD YOU! RUN!
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