Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.

Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed

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Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......