NFT

An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.

“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”

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black lives matter

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.

Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.

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tbqhwbbqu

Abbreviation for “to be quite honest with barbecue you.”

The final form of “tbh.”

“Hey, nice party and all, but I think I’m gonna head out. The cops just showed up and I don’t really like to be arrested tbqhwbbqu”

cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.

“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”

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get shot

Something Allen doesn’t do.

“Did anyone get shot last night?”
“Not Allen.”

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femboy

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.

“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
“Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”

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redpilled

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”

I’m based and redpilled, so the only vidya I play are apolitical masterpieces like Doom, Bioshock, and Dead or Alive!

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