ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

It’s okay to be white

A factual, non-racist statement that is very popular with racists.

It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!

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BK Myers

Short for “Burger King Michael Myers.”

In the 4-versus-1 slasher movie-themed multiplayer video game Dead By Daylight, it refers to Michael Myers, the killer from the Halloween movies, when equipped with two items that modify his special power: Judith’s Tombstone, which allows Michael to instantly kill survivors he catches once he’s fully levelled up his power by stalking them in exchange for making him move slower, and the Scratched Mirror, which lets him see survivors through walls in exchange for not letting him level up his power at all (and, as it happens, Michael is always slower than normal when he hasn’t levelled up his power yet).
These two items have special uses on their own, but they almost completely cancel each other out when combined, resulting in Michael Myers being permanently slower than the survivors he’s supposed to chase and not even being able to instantly kill them using Judith’s Tombstone since he can’t level up his power. This item combination was nicknamed “BK Myers” by players, jokingly insinuating that Michael can’t catch up to his targets because he’s eaten too much Burger King.

Also known simply as “Fat Myers.”

My friends and I messed around last night in Dead By Daylight. Jamie played as BK Myers one round and still killed me with NOED…

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Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.

Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…

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The Talk

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.

“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”

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pronoun

A noun that lost its amateur status.

“Damn ya ass fat, whatcha pronouns?”
“Sorry babe, I only got novice nouns.”

I'm vegan

Something vegans say. It indicates that they are, in fact, vegan.

"I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."

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