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veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022


Super Bros.

A 1985 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for their Nintendo Entertainment System. It stars Luigi, a plumber who travels through eight worlds in the Mushroom Kingdom to defeat Bowser and rescue Princess Peach.

The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)

While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.

I spent my morning listen to SiIvaGunner’s rips of Super Bros. music and wondering why it’s called Super Bros. when Luigi doesn’t have any brothers.

by Hogtrude Parker April 02, 2021


pronoun

A noun that lost its amateur status.

“Damn ya ass fat, whatcha pronouns?”
“Sorry babe, I only got novice nouns.”

by Hogtrude Parker December 15, 2021


I'm vegan

Something vegans say. It indicates that they are, in fact, vegan.

"I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."

by Hogtrude Parker July 19, 2021


Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 09, 2021


It’s okay to be white

A factual, non-racist statement that is very popular with racists.

It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!

by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021


BK Myers

Short for “Burger King Michael Myers.”

In the 4-versus-1 slasher movie-themed multiplayer video game Dead By Daylight, it refers to Michael Myers, the killer from the Halloween movies, when equipped with two items that modify his special power: Judith’s Tombstone, which allows Michael to instantly kill survivors he catches once he’s fully levelled up his power by stalking them in exchange for making him move slower, and the Scratched Mirror, which lets him see survivors through walls in exchange for not letting him level up his power at all (and, as it happens, Michael is always slower than normal when he hasn’t levelled up his power yet).
These two items have special uses on their own, but they almost completely cancel each other out when combined, resulting in Michael Myers being permanently slower than the survivors he’s supposed to chase and not even being able to instantly kill them using Judith’s Tombstone since he can’t level up his power. This item combination was nicknamed “BK Myers” by players, jokingly insinuating that Michael can’t catch up to his targets because he’s eaten too much Burger King.

Also known simply as “Fat Myers.”

My friends and I messed around last night in Dead By Daylight. Jamie played as BK Myers one round and still killed me with NOED

by Hogtrude Parker August 24, 2021