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Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

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Undertale

The best game in the UNIVERSE. If you've never even heard of it, then where have you been all your life? This game is only a computer game, so if you dont have a computer? GET ONE

Temmie: HOI!!! human, hav u evr heard of undertale?

Random Guy: Under-tale..? Noooo.... and what even are you?!?!?

Temmie: Humans... such a cute!! Dosnt even no wat undertale is

Fan: WHAT?? HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT UNDERTALE?? WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL HIS LIFE????

Random Guy: w-watching anime... 😥

Fan: well at least your doing SOMETHING right...

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

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life

Something that is fun up until you get to about middle school. Then it turns to stress. And you wish it would go away, but then again without it you wouldn't be alive, I guess.

Friend: Hey! Watcha doin?
Me: life.
Friend: Same

by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 26, 2020


FurFarm

A place that gets foxes, raises them, and then kills them for their fur. AKA a place that shouldn't exist and should go to hell.

Person 1: Hey! Quick question. What's a furfarm?
Person 2: A MOTHERF***ING PLACE THAT I F***ING HATE, IT SHOULDN'T EXIST AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!

Person 1: ok... I'll just look it up then...

by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 27, 2020

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Hoi

Im temmie

Hoi! I'm temmie! And welcome to.....

DA TEM SHOp

by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 27, 2020


Flat Earthers

People who dont understand gravity.

Flat earthers: tHe eArTh iS fLaT!!!

Person with common sense: Then why are all the other planets round...

by Hoi_im_temmie123 July 3, 2020

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Sleep

Something i dont get bc i watch YouTube all night

1: "Sleep good last night?"

(Looks like they just slept on a rock)

2: "Sure...."

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 18, 2020

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