multiplayerpiano.com

A website created by Brandon Lockaby originally launched in February 2012 that allows users to play piano and chat with each other in real-time using JavaScript and socket.io. Users in the same room share one piano.
50% of the users in MPP are anonymous's and 20% of others are bots or people who use midi players.

Person 1: Have you seen multiplayerpiano.com?
Person 2: Yeah, some guy was spamming the chat and piano in every room.

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

Son't

Something your dad says when he tells you you're adopted.

Dad: "Son, you're adopted."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Son't."
Me: :(

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