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Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.

My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.

by HoleMole October 5, 2018

10👍 4👎