May 28

National steal your tall friends dog

"Hey do you know where my dog is?"
"When did it go missing"
"May 28"
"Oh I stole it"

May 27

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in

May 1

It my birthday :)

"Look my favorite tik tokers birthday is May 1."

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June 25

National get ripped day.
Get off your ass and get buff to better yourself
Show them what they lost and cannot gain back

"Hey its June 25, wanna hit the gym?"
"Why though?"
"To get the body of a Greek god"
"OK I'm in"

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