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When youâve become too fast, and too furious, just like those movies, but before they were a thing. King of the peanut butter gang
God damn, PB N ARB better say it wicha chest!
History weaves a tale of this mythological beast. Half man, half bear, and half pig. King of the kfc gravy bucket, which you can be sure is always accompanied by a straw. Legend has it, the rare mountain top Fex, has been known to lay on the ground and funnel kfc grease into his anal cavity.
Jesus, I need a shower, I think I spotted a Fex but chugging gravy
A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when sheâs not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
When your throat hurts so you canât fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.
- please donât stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- Iâve got throat drought