A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.
Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.
Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song
What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)
John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit
John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin
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